Join The CFM Nation To Get Episode Notifications
And Other Righteous Shit!

Fucking Freeloader Membership


You get…

Updates and announcements. Be the first to know when we release new episodes and other fun shit.

One *limited edition hi-res photo of Jimmy Merle and Kevin delivered instantly to your in-box.  (*limited to the number of people we can get to fucking join.)

CFM Insider Membership


You get…

Everything in the Fucking Freeloader level, PLUS…

Early episode access.  You’ll get each episode at least a day ahead of everyone else.   

Insiders-only access to our member’s site.

Bonus videos unavailable to the general public (new videos at least monthly)

CFM Blog (text versions of each episode)

More hi-res, downloadable photos of Jimmy Merle and Kevin

Front of the fucking line!  Your submissions to Ask Kevin, Monkey Mail and The Bible Answer Guy are answered first!

Help Jimmy Merle get his own place so he doesn’t have to keep sleeping on Kevin’s fucking couch.