√ Updates and announcements. Be the first to know when we release new episodes and other fun shit.
√ One *limited edition hi-res photo of Jimmy Merle and Kevin delivered instantly to your in-box. (*limited to the number of people we can get to fucking join.)
√ Everything in the Fucking Freeloader level, PLUS…
√ Early episode access. You’ll get each episode at least a day ahead of everyone else.
√ Insiders-only access to our member’s site.
√ Bonus videos unavailable to the general public (new videos at least monthly)
√ CFM Blog (text versions of each episode)
√ More hi-res, downloadable photos of Jimmy Merle and Kevin
√ Front of the fucking line! Your submissions to Ask Kevin, Monkey Mail and The Bible Answer Guy are answered first!
√ Help Jimmy Merle get his own place so he doesn’t have to keep sleeping on Kevin’s fucking couch.