The CFM Store Is Launching Soon!
Hey fuck faces, keep your pants on. We’ll have plenty of merch for you soon. For now, why don’t you join the CFM Nation so you’ll be the first to know when we launch this bitch! (Link Join the CFM Nation to the Join Now page)
Our Commitment To Responsible Product Sourcing
We believe that the government of China is a repressive, totalitarian dictatorship with a terrible record of human rights abuses. (Not to mention that the coronavirus is their damn fault.) Therefore, we’ve made a commitment to NOT use China to supply us with cheap goods produced in sweat shops using child labor. Instead, we’re going to follow Walmart’s courageous leadership and use the much more enlightened country of Bangladesh to supply us with cheap goods produced in sweat shops using child labor.
The CFM Team